Yes, Mr. Douglas. Shia IS quite the douche.
September is upon us. The kids are back in school, traffic is a nightmare and, finally, the weather is cooling down. Geez, over 45 days of 90 degree weather, enough already!
Here are some great things to keep in mind for the month of September:
September 1st – The U.S. Open Tennis Championship at Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York is under way. Check it out on TV or download the Open’s iPhone app. Yep, they’ve got an app for that too!
September 3rd – Director Robert Rodriguez releases his controversial film, MACHETE, starring Lindsay Lohan and Cheech. Sounds like a deadly combination, all the way around.
September 7th – James Ellroy shares a very thoughtful memoir about the pursuit of women. The Hilliker Curse, coming to a book store near you
September 13th – Football season is here. Watch the new school QB’s as the Jets take on the Ravens.
September 17th–19th – The Second Annual New Orleans Burlesque Festival hits stages in New Orleans. Giggle!
September 24th – Gordon Gekko is back in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Even though he is dragging along the very annoying Shia LaBeouf with him, I’m going to check this one out.